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Some of us are doctors, teachers. Others of us are sentient meats on Twitter.
Here’s a smattering of social content I’ve written for brands, from Microsoft to Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs.
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Here’s a smattering of social content I’ve written for brands, from Microsoft to Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs.
Why is it always “hot” dog and never “has a great personality” dog?
— Original Nathan's Franks (@NathansFranks) June 17, 2022
Hot dogs are better than hamburgers. Please @ me. My boss loves that.
— Original Nathan's Franks (@NathansFranks) June 28, 2022
I’m a hot dog. AMA. pic.twitter.com/Cx60tGxIGs
— Original Nathan's Franks (@NathansFranks) June 15, 2022
A #NathansTastefulDebate: The booth is always better than the table. Discuss.
— Original Nathan's Franks (@NathansFranks) June 23, 2022
The second best cocktail is cocktail smoked sausages. The best is a whiskey sour, obviously. pic.twitter.com/hL0F1fokZY
— eckrichmeats (@EckrichMeats) June 28, 2022
Ok but sausages are the ‘cool uncle’ of the meats and no, this is not up for debate. Unless you make a really good case.
— eckrichmeats (@EckrichMeats) June 20, 2022
To be frank, the sausage puns are getting old.
— eckrichmeats (@EckrichMeats) June 29, 2022
Now accepting photos of pets that were captioned 'my little sausage.
— eckrichmeats (@EckrichMeats) June 12, 2022
It’s rough out here. pic.twitter.com/38OVWfuvm9
— Varo (@VaroBank) August 8, 2022
@varobank #duet with @holvek #greenscreen ♬ Sound H - ʜ
‘Tis too true. pic.twitter.com/0Vcas0aqLt
— Varo (@VaroBank) August 31, 2022
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/cV5MRtqLPc
— Baskin-Robbins (@BaskinRobbins) January 17, 2020
they're at an ice cream social
— Baskin-Robbins (@BaskinRobbins) January 30, 2020
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Well, well, well if it isn't my tendency to treat myself for no reason pic.twitter.com/59tauIaFmn
— Baskin-Robbins (@BaskinRobbins) January 11, 2020